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Family Guy: Season 13

  • 2014
  • 18 episodes

Season 13 of Family Guy premiered on September 28, 2014 and has 18 episodes, from "The Simpsons Guy" to "Take My Wife". The last episode aired on May 17, 2015.

Where to watch Family Guy

In the United States, you can stream Family Guy on Hulu, fuboTV, YouTube TV and FXNow. You can also buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and Fandango At Home. It is on streaming services in 62 countries.

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Episodes

  1. Episode 1The Simpsons GuyAired September 28, 2014

    In a special hour-long crossover with The Simpsons, the Griffins meet the Simpson family when they end up in Springfield after their car is stolen. Stewie takes lessons in pranks and skateboarding from Bart, while Lisa discovers - to her annoyance - that Meg is as good at playing the saxophone as she is. Peter bonds with Homer as they locate the missing car, but then they fight after Peter loses his job when Pawtucket Patriot is revealed to be a copy of Duff Beer.

    • 46m
    • Directed by Peter Shin
    • Written by Patrick Meighan

    Guest stars

    • Yeardley Smith Lisa Simpson (voice)
    • Julie Kavner Marge Simpson / Patty Bouvier / Selma Bouvier (voice)
    • Julie Bowen Claire Dunphy (voice)
    • Jeff Bergman Fred Flintstone (voice)
    • Adam West Adam West (voice)
    • James Woods Family Guy James Woods / Simpsons James Woods (voice)
    • H. Jon Benjamin Bob Belcher (voice)
    • Christine Lakin Joyce Kinney (voice)
  2. Episode 2The Book of JoeAired October 5, 2014

    Peter helps Joe fulfill his dream of getting a book published, only to take over as the writer. In the meantime, Brian develops an extreme thirst for exercise.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Mike Kim
    • Written by Mike Desilets

    Guest stars

    • Maya Rudolph Chloe (voice)
    • Glenn Howerton (voice)
    • Mason Cook Little Boy in Wheelchair / Kid #1 (voice)
    • Steve Callaghan Parent of Distracted Kid (voice)
    • Kevin Michael Richardson Sun (voice)
    • Jonathan Morgan Heit Little Boy (voice)
    • John Viener Another Death (voice)
  3. Episode 3Baking BadAired October 19, 2014

    Peter and Lois decide to open a cookie store, but Peter ruins things when he decides to bring clients in his own way.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Jerry Langford
    • Written by Mark Hentemann

    Guest stars

    • Patrick Warburton Joe Swanson (voice)
    • Carl Lumbly Loan Officer (voice)
    • Eamon Pirruccello Loan Officer (voice)
    • Nick Toth (voice)
    • Ana Ortiz Cinammon (voice)
    • Adam West Adam West (voice)
    • Emily Osment (voice)
    • Connie Britton Connie Britton (voice)
  4. Episode 4Brian the CloserAired November 9, 2014

    Brian's cosmetic surgery leads him down a new career path as a real estate agent, which gets him into trouble with Quagmire.

    • 24m
    • Directed by John Holmquist
    • Written by Steve Marmel

    Guest stars

  5. Episode 5Turkey GuysAired November 16, 2014

    On the night before Thanksgiving, Brian and Peter drunkenly devour the holiday bird, and then must go out to find a replacement. In Peter absence, Chris attempts to step up and become the man of the house.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Julius Wu
    • Written by Cherry Chevapravatdumrong

    Guest stars

  6. Episode 6The 2,000-Year-Old VirginAired December 7, 2014

    After running into Jesus at the Quahog Mall, Peter is stunned to discover that the Son of God is still a virgin. So, he enlists Quagmire and Cleveland to help him throw Jesus the best birthday ever by finding a way to help him become a man.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Joseph Lee
    • Written by Ted Jessup

    Guest stars

    • Jeff Garlin Jeff Garlin (voice)
    • Ana Gasteyer Speed Dater (voice)
    • Kristen Long (voice)
    • Glenn Howerton (voice)
    • Adam West Adam West (voice)
    • Emily Osment (voice)
    • Jonathan Morgan Heit Little Boy (voice)
    • Alexandra Breckenridge (voice)
  7. Episode 7Stewie, Chris & Brian's Excellent AdventureAired January 4, 2015

    To help Chris ace his ninth grade history class, Stewie and Brian employ the time travel machine for educational purposes. Not surprisingly, all three get stuck in the past.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Joe Vaux
    • Written by Alex Carter

    Guest stars

  8. Episode 8Our Idiot BrianAired January 11, 2015

    When Brian takes the SATs for Meg but doesn't do very well, the family starts to doubt his intelligence; Peter tries to show Brian the upside of being stupid.

    • 24m
    • Directed by John Holmquist
    • Written by Aaron Lee

    Guest stars

    • Glenn Howerton (voice)
    • DJ Qualls Centipede (voice)
    • Bruce McGill Lincoln's Cabinet Member (voice)
    • Chris Diamantopoulos Millipede (voice)
    • Christina Milian Esther (voice)
    • Emily Osment Ruth (voice)
    • Martha MacIsaac Patty (voice)
    • Gary Cole Principal Shepherd (voice)
  9. Episode 9This Little PiggyAired January 25, 2015

    Meg is thrilled to be recruited as a model, but it turns out to be for a very specific type of modeling: the foot-fetish industry. Meanwhile, Brian accompanies Stewie on an open-road adventure when Stewie decides he wants to experience life outside of preschool.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Brian Iles
    • Written by Kristin Long

    Guest stars

  10. Episode 10Quagmire's MomAired February 8, 2015

    After discovering his checks are actually a large size post-it pad, Peter demands he have access to the checking account. While at the bank, Peter & Lois discover that his first name is actually Justin, so Peter embraces his new partying “bro” lifestyle. Meanwhile, Joe arrests Glenn after he sleeps with an underage girl, which leads to an unexpected reunion.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Greg Colton
    • Written by Tom Devanney

    Guest stars

  11. Episode 11Encyclopedia GriffinAired February 15, 2015

    Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland form a neighborhood detective agency, and are stunned to discover that Chris is a thief. Meanwhile, Lois is worried about Chris' delusional relationship with his new girlfriend, but also sees it as an opportunity for Peter to copy Chris' romantic gestures.

    • 23m
    • Directed by Jerry Langford
    • Written by Lew Morton

    Guest stars

    • Max Charles Kid (voice)
    • Nat Faxon Jet Li's Nemesis (voice)
    • Adam West Adam West (voice)
    • Allison Janney Mistress Vita (voice)
    • Jonathan Morgan Heit Little Boy (voice)
  12. Episode 12Stewie Is EnceinteAired March 8, 2015

    Brian decides he doesn't want to hang out with Stewie anymore, so Stewie tries to save their relationship by having a baby ... or seven ... by using Brian's DNA to impregnate himself. Meanwhile, Peter, Joe, Quagmire and Cleveland attempt to make a viral video.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Steve Robertson
    • Written by Gary Janetti

    Guest stars

    • Adam West Adam West (voice)
    • Harvey Fierstein Buster Keaton (voice)
    • Luke Adams (voice)
    • Artie Johann (voice)
  13. Episode 13Dr. C and the WomenAired March 15, 2015

    Meg gets a new job at the airport, where she's instantly popular for being the hottest employee there. Meanwhile, Cleveland becomes a therapist and starts giving Peter and Lois relationship advice, but Peter quickly becomes frustrated and threatens to tell Donna a big secret about what went down at Cleveland's bachelor party.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Mike Kim
    • Written by Travis Bowe

    Guest stars

    • Adam West Adam West (voice)
    • Josh Robert Thompson (voice)
  14. Episode 14#JOLOAired April 12, 2015

    When Peter accidentally discovers a missing child, he is hailed as town hero. Meanwhile, Joe quits his job and heads to Niagara Falls to live life to the fullest.

    • 23m
    • Directed by Julius Wu
    • Written by Artie Johann and Shawn Ries

    Guest stars

    • Adam West Adam West (voice)
    • Lea Thompson Teenaged Girl in Diner (voice)
    • Lucas Grabeel (voice)
    • Jennifer Tilly Bonnie Swanson (voice)
  15. Episode 15Once BittenAired April 19, 2015

    After attending obedience school, Brian becomes much more submissive, and Peter realizes he misses his old, feistier pal. Meanwhile, Chris makes a new friend at school, but feels betrayed when he discovers it was all a ploy to get closer to Meg.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Joseph Lee
    • Written by Anthony Blasucci

    Guest stars

    • Rick Chambers (voice)
    • Chris Hardwick Johnny Lawrence (voice)
    • Catherine Reitman (voice)
    • Lucas Grabeel (voice)
    • Kevin Michael Richardson Drill Sergeant (voice)
    • Gary Cole Principal Shepherd (voice)
  16. Episode 16Roasted GuyAired April 26, 2015

    Peter's friends roast him. With his feelings hurt, he seeks refuge by befriending a group of gossipy women.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Joe Vaux
    • Written by Andrew Goldberg

    Guest stars

  17. Episode 17Fighting IrishAired May 3, 2015

    Peter claims he would beat Liam Neeson (guest voice Liam Neeson) in a fight, but when he is put to the test, he learns that winning is tougher than it seems. Meanwhile, Stewie becomes jealous when Lois decides to be a class mom and starts paying more attention to the other kids over him.

    • 24m
    • Directed by Brian Iles
    • Written by Jaydi Samuels

    Guest stars

  18. Episode 18Take My WifeAired May 17, 2015

    Lois books a fun couple’s vacation in the Bahamas. But, much to Peter’s surprise, it turns out to be a marriage counseling program instead. Meanwhile, Carter watches the kids at home and becomes frustrated that they’re too into their electronics to play games the old-fashioned way. So he tries to fix it himself.

    • 24m
    • Directed by John Holmquist
    • Written by Kevin Biggins

    Guest stars

Season cast