King of the Hill: Season 12

2007
22 episodes
22m

Season 12 of King of the Hill premiered on September 23, 2007 and has 22 episodes, from "Suite Smells of Excess" to "Life: A Loser's Manual". The last episode aired on May 18, 2008.

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Episodes

Episode 1Suite Smells of ExcessAired September 23, 2007
When the guys take Bobby to a college football game, their hijinks land them in a VIP box suite and calling plays for the visiting team.
- Directed by Michael Loya
- Written by Dave Schiff
Guest stars
- Scott Klace (voice)
- Ernie Grunwald (voice)
- Wyatt Cenac (voice)
- Randal Reeder (voice)
Episode 2Bobby RaeAired September 30, 2007
To impress a girl, Bobby protests against soda machines in the school. However, since the teachers have been using the drink machine money to pay for their "retreat", they decide to fight back. Meanwhile, Dale decides to record his friends' witty quotes and put them all in a book.
- Directed by Ken Wong
- Written by Tim Croston and Chip Hall
Guest stars
- Mitchel Musso Curt (voice)
- Rini Bell Olivia (voice)
- Paul Butcher Kenny (voice)
- David Herman Mr. Webber (voice)
- Mo Collins Ms. Clark (voice)
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble / Mr. Haggerty (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- Jillian Bowen Lori / Shelly (voice)
Episode 3The Powder Puff BoysAired October 7, 2007
Hank encourages Bobby when he is asked to cheerleader for the girls in the school's annual Powder Puff game. Bobby soon learns that there is a tradition and Hank, Bill, Dale and Principal Moss were once "Powder Puff Boys" themselves. However, the boys learn that Peggy and the PTA Are trying to put a stop to the tradition.
- Directed by Ron Rubio
- Written by Christy Stratton
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Mitchel Musso Curt (voice)
- Patrick Bristow P.J. (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- Lisa Edelstein Alexis (voice)
- Josh Keaton (voice)
- Mikey Kelley (voice)
Episode 4Four Wave IntersectionAired October 14, 2007
Arlen is hit by a heat wave and Hank and the gang take the kids to the water park. Unfortunately, when they have to tangle with a group of surfer bullies, Boomhauer, who is usually cool, winds up embarrassing himself. Meanwhile, Bill becomes known as the famous "Heat-Waver" when he begins to stand on the side of the highway and wave to motorists.
- 21m
- Directed by Anthony Chun
- Written by Murray Miller and Judah Miller
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- David Herman Bodhi (voice)
- Josh Keaton Harkey (voice)
- Mikey Kelley Radio Broadcaster 2 (voice)
- Kelle Leonard Surfer #2 (voice)
- Mike Oristian Radio Broadcaster 1 (voice)
- Jacob Zachar (voice)
- Stephen Brennan Surf Kid (voice)
Episode 5Death Picks CottonAired November 11, 2007
When the family goes out to a restaurant where the food is cooked at the table Cotton throws a tantrum and gets into a fight with the chef. The fight leaves Cotton near death in the hospital.
- 21m
- Directed by Tony Kluck
- Written by Murray Miller and Judah Miller
Guest stars
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- David Herman Jimmy Witchard / Johnson (voice) (uncredited)
- Jonathan Joss John Redcorn (voice)
Episode 6Raise the SteaksAired November 18, 2007
After Hank falls in love with organic food he starts his own mini co-op garden in his back yard.
- 21m
- Directed by Robin Brigstocke
- Written by Paul Corrigan and Brad Walsh
Guest stars
- Marissa Jaret Winokur Sunshine (voice)
- Danny Trejo Enrique (voice)
- David Herman Meat Guy / Steve (voice)
- Dave Allen Appleseed (voice)
- Scott Klace Craig / Jacob (voice)
Episode 7Tears of an Inflatable ClownAired November 25, 2007
Bobby gets mixed up with racial intolerance at Tom Landry Junior High. Meanwhile, Lucky hurts himself by catching a frisbee made of barbed wire and the gang has to convince him to go to the hospital.
- 21m
- Directed by Tricia Garcia
- Written by Erin Ehrlich
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- Ashley Johnson Emily (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- Rini Bell Dawn (voice)
- David Herman Terrence Pope (voice)
- Jeremy Suarez Jack (voice)
Episode 8The Minh Who Knew Too MuchAired December 9, 2007
Minh joins the Arlen Gun Club so that she can practice her skeet-shooting skills and become a member of the Nine Rivers Country Club team. However, Minh loses track of the goal when she starts to identify with her "hillbilly" neighbors.
- 22m
- Directed by Kyounghee Lim
- Written by Dan McGrath
Guest stars
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- David Herman Fitzy (voice)
- Scott Klace Johnny K (voice)
- Randal Reeder Moose (voice)
- James Sie Mitchell Lee / Asian Man (voice)
Episode 9Dream WeaverAired December 16, 2007
After they have financial troubles, Nancy convinces Dale to go on a "vocation vacation" to learn a new career. Unfortunately, Dale picks basket-weaving, and he's not very good at it. Meanwhile, Peggy, Bill and Kahn try to create the next great Internet video.
- 21m
- Directed by Ken Wong
- Written by Jennifer Barrow
Guest stars
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Steve Gunderson (voice)
- David Herman Brubaker / Weaver #1 (voice)
Episode 10Doggone CrazyAired January 6, 2008
Ladybird is put on a list of vicious dogs after she gets a little crazy and bites Hank. Afterwards, Hank is urged by a veterinarian to take Ladybird to a "dog spiritualist".
- 21m
- Directed by Michael Loya
- Written by Dave Schiff
Guest stars
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- Fred Willard Officer Brown (voice)
- Steve Gunderson (voice)
- David Herman Old Man #1 / Oskar / Sports Guy (voice)
- Scott Klace Dr. Stratton / Weatherman (voice)
- Glenn L. Lucas (voice) (uncredited)
Episode 11Trans-FascismAired February 10, 2008
Hank helps Buck Strickland battle the Arlen City Council and a rival restaurant after "Sugarfoots" loses its business due to a local ban on the sale of foods containing trans fats.
- 21m
- Directed by Kyounghee Lim
- Written by Paul Corrigan and Brad Walsh
Guest stars
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- James Sie Nguc Phong (voice)
- Danny Trejo Enrique (voice)
- Fred Willard Officer Brown (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
- Scott Klace (voice)
Episode 12Untitled Blake McCormick ProjectAired February 17, 2008
Bill falls in love after he has a blind date with Charlene, a hot single mother. However, Dale's intuition tells him something is not quite right with the whole situation.
- 22m
- Directed by Ken Wong
- Written by Blake McCormick
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Jonathan Joss John Redcorn (voice)
- Melinda Clarke Charlene (voice)
Episode 13The Accidental TerroristAired March 2, 2008
Hank buys Peggy a new car, and like he has always done he pays sticker price for it. However, after he realizes that he has been ripped off for years, he plots revenge against the car salesman.
- 22m
- Directed by Robin Brigstocke
- Written by Tim Croston and Chip Hall
Guest stars
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Ted Danson Tom Hammond (voice)
- Fred Willard Officer Brown (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
- James Sie (voice)
- Glenn L. Lucas (voice)
- Abby Elliott Hipster Girl (voice)
Episode 14Lady and GentrificationAired March 9, 2008
Hank's agrees to speak at Enrique's daughter's quinceañera. However, some of Peggy's real-estate clients fall in love with the quaint Mexican neighborhood and start to move in.
- 22m
- Directed by Anthony Chun
- Written by Murray Miller and Judah Miller
Guest stars
- Danny Trejo Enrique (voice)
- Abby Elliott Hipster Girl (voice)
- Dax Shepard Asa (voice)
- Alicia Sixtos Inez (voice)
Episode 15Behind Closed DoorsAired March 16, 2008
Peggy becomes over-protective after a child goes missing in Arlen.
- 22m
- Directed by Tony Kluck
- Written by Christy Stratton
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- Ed Begley Jr. Stephens Davies (voice)
- Alex Alexander (voice)
Episode 16Pour Some Sugar on KahnAired March 30, 2008
Kahn escapes to the bar and takes up Karaoke after Minh's father comes to visit. Meanwhile, Bobby and Peggy compete in an escalating game where they try to outdo each other.
- 22m
- Directed by Tricia Garcia
- Written by Sanjay Shah
Guest stars
- David Herman David / Emcee (voice)
- James Sie General Gum (voice)
Episode 17Six Characters in Search of a HouseAired April 6, 2008
Peggy has trouble selling a house when she realizes that the current residents are scaring away the buyers, so she hires actors to play their parts.
- 22m
- Directed by Ron Rubio
- Written by Erin Ehrlich
Guest stars
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Chris Elliott Chris Sizemore (voice)
- David Koechner Frank (voice)
- Abby Elliott Melrose (voice)
- David Herman Spencer / Dennis / Byrne / Actor (voice)
- Glenn Morshower Bud Ferguson (voice)
Episode 18The Courtship of Joseph's FatherAired April 13, 2008
Dale's son becomes the star quarterback for Landry High School, but Dale pushes the boy to accept a private school's offer, which includes a cash contract.
- 22m
- Directed by Michael Loya
- Written by Rebecca May and Tony Gama-Lobo
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Kyle Chandler Tucker Mardell (voice) (uncredited)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- David Herman Charlie / Booster #1 (voice)
- Tom Jourden Headmaster / Announcer (voice)
- Scott Klace Gilstead / Older Man (voice)
Episode 19Strangeness on a TrainAired April 27, 2008
Stressed that her birthday parties never live up to her expectations, Peggy plans herself a disco-themed party on a mystery train, but after Luanne ruins the surprise, Peggy worries her parties will always end badly. However, a new mystery arises after a couple sneaks away for some private time in the train bathroom, and the partygoers must figure out who did it.
- 22m
- Directed by Kyounghee Lim
- Written by Jim Dauterive
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- Henry Gibson Bob Jenkins (voice)
- Patrick Bristow P.J. (voice)
- Jonathan Joss John Redcorn (voice)
- David Herman Conductor Nolan / Lawrence Robbins (voice)
Episode 20Cops and RobertAired May 4, 2008
Bobby has to work as a deputy for the school's police officer after he is framed for throwing a soda can. Meanwhile, Hank accidentally takes the wallet of a man he thought stole his own wallet, however when he tries to return the wallet the man does not take it too well.
- 22m
- Directed by Ken Wong
- Written by Dave Schiff
Guest stars
- Fred Willard Officer Brown (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- Glenn L. Lucas (voice)
- Rini Bell Waitress (voice)
- David Herman Bazooms Manager / Dealer #1 / Man on TV (voice)
- Scott Klace Barry Rollins / Cook (voice)
- Colleen Smith 911 Operator / Brunette Waitress (voice)
Episode 21It Came from the GarageAired May 11, 2008
Wanting to spend some quality time with his son, Hank distracts Dale, Bill and Boomhauer with a boat building competition. However, when bats attack the construction garage, Hank has to give up his idea of spending time with Bobby.
- 22m
- Directed by Robin Brigstocke
- Written by Blake McCormick
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
Episode 22Life: A Loser's ManualAired May 18, 2008
Luanne's long-lost father and Peggy's brother Hoyt, a two-strike felon, comes to Arlen. After Hoyt gets caught committing another crime, Lucky feels bad and takes the blame, leaving Hoyt free to continue his life of crime.
- 21m
- Directed by Anthony Chun
- Written by Dan McGrath
Guest stars
- Tom Petty Lucky (voice)
- Johnny Knoxville Hoyt Platter (voice)