King of the Hill: Season 7

2002
23 episodes
22m

Season 7 of King of the Hill premiered on November 3, 2002 and has 23 episodes, from "Get Your Freak Off" to "The Witches of East Arlen". The last episode aired on May 18, 2003.

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Episodes

Episode 1Get Your Freak OffAired November 3, 2002
Bobby meets a new girl, but Hank objects to her parents' liberal parenting style.
- 22m
- Directed by Tricia Garcia
- Written by Garland Testa
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Ashley Gardner Nancy Hicks Gribble (voice)
- Elizabeth Perkins Jan Shaw (voice)
- Milla Jovovich Serena Shaw (voice)
- Debra Messing Mrs. Hilgren-Bronson (voice)
- Eliza Dushku Jordan Hilgren-Bronson (voice)
- David Herman McVie Hilgren-Bronson (voice)
Episode 2The Fat and the FuriousAired November 10, 2002
A competitive eating groupie encourages Bill to enter a hot dog eating contest.
- 22m
- Directed by Allan Jacobsen
- Written by Peter Huyck
Guest stars
- Kid Rock Kid Rock (voice)
- James Sie Nozawa (voice)
- Jeff Garlin Dan (voice)
- Pamela Anderson Cyndi (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
Episode 3Bad Girls, Bad Girls, Whatcha Gonna DoAired November 17, 2002
Connie's delinquent cousin captivates Bobby, who's oblivious when she turns their science project into a drug lab.
- 22m
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- David Herman Timmol (voice)
- Lucy Liu Tid Pao (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss / Trucker (voice)
Episode 4Goodbye Normal JeansAired November 24, 2002
Hank is opposed to Bobby's taking Home Economics, until his domestic skills outshine those of Peggy, who tries to sabotage his Thanksgiving meal.
- 22m
- Written by Kit Boss
Guest stars
- Mary Scheer Ms. Bittner / Bank Teller (voice)
Episode 5Dances With DogsAired December 1, 2002
A dog-dancing contest pits Hank and Ladybird against Bobby and Connie's dog, while Bill tries to partner with a rottweiler.
- 22m
- Directed by Anthony Lioi
Guest stars
- Scott Hamilton Scott Hamilton (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
Episode 6The Son Also RosesAired December 8, 2002
Bobby's preference for gardening over gridiron irks Hank, until he enters Bobby in a rose-growing contest.
- 22m
- Directed by Dominic Polcino
- Written by Dan Sterling
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Michael Clarke Duncan Coach Webb (voice)
- Phil LaMarr (voice)
- Betty White Dorothy / Ellen (voice)
- David Herman Monroe (voice)
Episode 7The Texas Skillsaw MassacreAired December 15, 2002
Hank is ordered to take an anger-management class after accidentally cutting one of Dale's fingers off. Dale claims it was retaliation for his causing Hank's kitchen floor to collapse.
- 22m
- Directed by Shaun Cashman
Guest stars
- Phil Hendrie Big Jim / City Inspector (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
- Chuck Mangione Chuck Mangione (voice)
Episode 8Full Metal Dust JacketAired January 5, 2003
Seeking an invitation to a book club, Peggy takes over the lease for a bookstore, where business is a bust--until she lets Dale sell guns there, too.
- 22m
- Directed by Adam Kuhlman
- Written by Dan McGrath
Guest stars
- Peri Gilpin Mary Ellen (voice)
- Michael McShane Mountain Man (voice)
- Allison Janney Laura (voice)
- David Herman Muscular Man (voice)
- Amanda Carlin Matriarch (voice)
- Nicky Katt (voice)
- Joel McCrary Cop (voice)
- Dan McGrath Jamaican Radio Rapper (voice) (uncredited)
Episode 9PigmalionAired January 12, 2003
A local pork producer is impressed by Luanne, who goes to his home for a job interview but comes away as his girlfriend.
- 22m
- Directed by Dominic Polcino
- Written by Jonathan Collier
Guest stars
- Marcelo Tubert (voice)
- Michael Keaton Trip Larsen (voice)
- Norwood Cheek Speck (voice) (uncredited)
Episode 10Megalo DaleAired January 12, 2003
Dale exterminates at the Mega Lo Mart, thanks to an endorsement from a reluctant Hank.
- 22m
- Directed by Cyndi Tang
- Written by J.B. Cook
Guest stars
- Topher Grace Chris (voice)
- Tom Arnold Norm Glidewell (voice)
- Danny Masterson Cory (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
- Chuck Mangione Chuck Mangione (voice)
Episode 11Boxing LuanneAired February 2, 2003
Luanne becomes a boxer and, buoyed by success in fixed fights, challenges George Foreman's daughter.
- 22m
- Directed by Michael Dante DiMartino
Guest stars
- Freeda Foreman Self (voice)
- George Foreman Self (voice)
- Bruce Dern Randy Strickland (voice)
- Carmen Electra Angela (voice)
- George Foreman III George Foreman III (voice)
- David Herman Stu (voice)
- Phil LaMarr Referee (voice)
- Phil Hendrie Greta / Little John (voice) (uncredited)
Episode 12Vision QuestAired February 9, 2003
Worried about how Dale is raising Joseph, John Redcorn asks Hank to take the boy he fathered on a Native American rite of passage.
- 22m
- Directed by Dominic Polcino
- Written by Etan Cohen
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
- Jonathan Joss John Redcorn (voice)
- Norwood Cheek Dave / Rocker (voice)
- Kyle Howard Steve (voice)
Episode 13Queasy RiderAired February 16, 2003
Hank and Peggy find marital salvation in a motorcycle--until their first long trip.
- 22m
- Directed by Wes Archer
- Written by Kit Boss
Guest stars
- Jennifer Aniston Pepperoni Sue / Stephanie (voice)
- Jamie Kennedy Dr. Tim Rast (voice)
- David Herman Lumpy (voice)
Episode 14Board GamesAired March 2, 2003
Peggy, Minh and Nancy bond to save a school program, but split up when Minh decides she's the best candidate for a school-board seat.
- 22m
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- David Herman Dog Owner (voice)
Episode 15An Officer and a Gentle BoyAired March 9, 2003
To toughen up Bobby, Hank decides to send him to Cotton's old boot camp, unaware that lawsuits have altered the severe conditions.
- 22m
- Directed by Gary McCarver
- Written by Dan Sterling
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Phil Hendrie Commander (voice)
Episode 16The Miseducation of Bobby HillAired March 16, 2003
Despite a lack of seasoning that Hank deems mandatory, Bobby becomes a whiz at selling propane grills; Bill takes an inadvertent balloon ride.
- 22m
- Directed by Tricia Garcia
Guest stars
- David Herman Mr. Hickey (voice)
Episode 17The Good BuckAired March 30, 2003
Kicked out by his wife, Hank's hard-living boss, Buck, turns to religion, assisted by his personal Bible coach: Luanne.
- 22m
- Directed by Allan Jacobsen
- Written by Peter Huyck
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- Dave Thomas Lane Pratley (voice)
- Beth Grant Doris (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- Bru Muller Gay Waiter (voice) (uncredited)
Episode 18I Never Promised You an Organic GardenAired April 13, 2003
Peggy takes over the organic garden at Bobby's school, but an insect infestation threatens her hope of making the post permanent.
- 22m
- Directed by Adam Kuhlman
Guest stars
- Martin Starr Andrew / Tommy (voice)
- Phil LaMarr (voice)
- Monica Keena Rain / Maria (voice)
- David Herman Buckley / Eustis / Additional Voices (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
Episode 19Be True to Your FoolAired April 27, 2003
After inadvertently spreading lice to his buddies, a shunned and depressed Bill winds up in jail, where his popularity soars.
- 22m
- Directed by Anthony Lioi
- Written by Dan McGrath
Guest stars
- Dave Thomas Toothless Loser (voice)
- David Herman Tim (voice)
- Phil LaMarr Judge (voice)
Episode 20Racist DawgAired May 4, 2003
A handyman sees racism in a bite from Ladybird, suspected of picking up subconscious cues from her master, Hank.
- 22m
- Directed by Michael Dante DiMartino
- Written by J.B. Cook
Guest stars
- David Herman Dog Trainer (voice)
- Phil LaMarr Roger 'Booda' Sack (voice)
- Danny Trejo Enrique (voice)
- Bernie Mac Mack (voice)
Episode 21Night and DeityAired May 11, 2003
A pest-control expert's chemistry with Dale worries Nancy; Hank is the designated driver as Luanne turns 21.
- 22m
- Directed by Gary McCarver
- Written by Garland Testa
Guest stars
- Janeane Garofalo Sheila (voice)
- Phil LaMarr (voice)
- James Sie Sheila's Assisant (voice)
- Monica Keena Becky / Bartender (voice)
- Jonathan Joss John Redcorn (voice)
Episode 22Maid in ArlenAired May 18, 2003
To escape her daughter-in-law, Kahn's mother does maid work for the Hills, and for Bill, who finds the woman romantically made-to-order.
- 22m
- Written by Dan Sterling
Guest stars
- Amy Hill Mrs. Laoma Souphanousinphone (voice)
Episode 23The Witches of East ArlenAired May 18, 2003
Reading tarot cards introduces Bobby to a coven of compatriots who want to train him to become a wizard.
- 22m
- Directed by Matt Engstrom
Guest stars
- Breckin Meyer Joseph Gribble (voice)
- David Cross Ward Rackley (voice)
- John Ritter Eugene Grandy (voice)
- David Herman (voice)
- Jonathan Joss John Redcorn (voice)
- Dennis Burkley Principal Moss (voice)
- Sam Saletta (voice)
- Ernie Grunwald Ken Hayashi / Mitchell / Bookstore Cashier (voice)