Married... with Children: Season 3

1988
21 episodes
22m

Season 3 of Married... with Children premiered on November 6, 1988 and has 21 episodes, from "He Thought He Could" to "Here's Lookin' at You, Kid". The last episode aired on May 21, 1989.

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Episodes

Episode 1He Thought He CouldAired November 6, 1988
In the third season opener, Al learns that he has had a copy of "The Little Engine That Could" since 1957 and when he goes to return it, he finds the same fat librarian that was there in 1957.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Ron Leavitt
Guest stars
- Lu Leonard De Groot
- Edan Gross Young Al
- Brandon Bluhm Lenny
- Joseph Dammann Book Boy
Episode 2I'm Going to SweatlandAired November 20, 1988
Peg thinks she might have seen Elvis at the mall and Marcy notices a pit stain shaped like him on Al's shirt. Elvis fans come flocking around just to see it.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Nancy Skelton Dottie
- Justine Lenore Edna
- Michelle Milantoni Margo
- Rawley Valverde Alajandro
- Ron Stein Elvis?
- Tifni Twitchell Mrs. Webstock
- Ken Minyard Ollie
- Robert Arthur Lew
Episode 3Poke HighAired November 27, 1988
A high school football player is threatening to break the record Al set for Polk High.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Beau Dremann Matt
- Cynthia Songé Ms. Mount
- Ria Pavia Kitty
- Carey Eidel Mr. Groggs
- Gregory White Coach
Episode 4The Camping ShowAired December 11, 1988
A nice weekend away for the Rhoades' and the Bundys turns into misery when Peg, Kelly and Marcy all have their period at the same time, torturing the men.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Episode 5A Dump of My OwnAired January 8, 1989
Al plans on building his dream - an executive's type of bathroom in the garage.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Ron Leavitt
Episode 6Her Cups Runneth OverAired January 15, 1989
Al and Steve head off to a fancy boutique to get Peggy a new bra for her birthday.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- April Jayne Muffy
- Devin DeVasquez Vicky
- Bill Smillie Pops
- Deron McBee Policeman
- Lynne Austin Peaches
- Tally Chanel Corky
Episode 7The Bald and the BeautifulAired January 29, 1989
Steve fears he is losing his hair, and convinces Al that the same thing is happening to him.
- 22m
- Written by Richard Mueller and Jules Dennis
Guest stars
- Graham Jarvis Lance
- Henry G. Sanders Murray
- Jim Maniaci Jim
- Therese Kablan Crystal
- Kay Wolf Amber
Episode 8The Gypsy CriedAired February 5, 1989
When a psychic's predictions all come true for Al, Peggy and Steve, Marcy fears that what the psychic told her will come true - her death.
- 22m
Guest stars
- Carmen Zapata Madame Olga
- F. William Parker Mr. Vandergelder
- Barbara Alyn Woods Vicky
- Steve Bean Fred
- Sandra Wild Fluffy
Episode 9Requiem for a Dead BarberAired February 12, 1989
Al grows his hair when his barber dies, and fears he is turning into a "sissy" just because he has to go to salons.
- 22m
- Written by Ron Leavitt
Guest stars
- Charlie Spradling Murphy
- Steve Susskind Barney
- Garrett Morris Russ
- Kenny Sacha Mr. Adonis
- Stacey Alden Fran
- Harry Hart-Browne Eduardo
- Vito D'Ambrosio Louie
- Frank Lloyd Norris
Episode 10Eatin' OutAired February 19, 1989
The Bundys inherit some money from a relative and decides to go to a fancy restaurant, but Al accidentally forgets his wallet. It is up to Bud and Kelly to go back and get the wallet, but they decide to ditch their parents at the restaurant, unable to pay the bill.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Michael Tulin Paul
- Clement von Franckenstein Maitre' D
- Tom Tully Harold
- Mary Jo Kirwan Harold's Wife
- Dona Speir Photo Girl
- William Rogers Waiter No.1
Episode 11My Mom, the MomAired February 26, 1989
Peg goes to Kelly's school for mother-daughter day and talks about the joy of being a housewife, meanwhile Bud has to learn the value of a dollar after breaking the Rhoades' window.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Teri Ralston Judge Spivak
- Deborah Levin Susan
- Julie Condra Becky
- Teri Weigel Jade
Episode 12Can't Dance, Don't Ask MeAired March 19, 1989
Kelly has to tap dance at a dance recital because of a prank she pulled.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Bunny Summers Mrs. Wicker
- Sandy Helberg Mr. Wormer
- Jesse Borrego Bruno
Episode 13A Three Job, No Income FamilyAired March 19, 1989
Al gets a second job in an attempt to make more money than Peg after she starts earning money selling 'Patty Girl' cosmetics.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Teresa Ganzel Heather
- Pauly Shore Captain
- Christian Jacobs Shep
- Dylan Kussman Butch
Episode 14The Harder They FallAired March 26, 1989
Steve gives a driver "the finger" and fears that the man will beat him up.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Daniel Frishman Mr. Williams
Episode 15The House That Peg LostAired April 9, 1989
Steve and Marcy ask Peggy to look over their house, but when a moving company asks for "Steves Roadhouse", Peggy allows the company to tow away the Rhoades' home, and they have to spend a night at the Bundys - where Kelly is having a slumber party.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Steve Granat
Guest stars
- Allison Barron Lauren
- Tracy Justrich Tasha
- Jonathan Coogan Workman
- Kristin Pearcey Karen
- Laurie Shiers Charlene
- Howard Stevens TV Announcer
Episode 16Married... with Prom Queen (1)Aired April 23, 1989
Al and Peggy go to their high school reunion. Peggy wants to be prom queen and she spent a lot of money calling old friends and buying new clothes to gain votes. But when she thinks she has the majority of the votes, her rival Connie Bender appears and surprises Peg with the fact that Connie is now in the lead to be prom queen.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Lisa Raggio Connie Bender
- Jack Yates Jack
- Catherine Carlen Vicky
- Carol Mansell Edna
- Betty Muramoto Sumo Yohiro
- Andrea Parker Go-Go Dancer
- Barbara Lee-Belmonte Silky
- Patricia Matthews Velour
Episode 17Married... with Prom Queen: The Sequel (2)Aired April 30, 1989
Peggy tries desperately to get more votes but it seems that most of the people are going to vote for Connie. Bud and Kelly ask Marcy and Steve about the sixties and after some history, Bud and Kelly dress up as hippies and visit the prom. Al runs into his old rival Jack, who appears to be Connie's husband, and Al and Jack decides to fight outside. Meanwhile, Peg rigs the election ... will she win?
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- David L. Lander Eli
- Jack Yates Jack
- Catherine Carlen Vicky
- Andrea Parker Go-Go Dancer
- Barbara Lee-Belmonte Silky
- Patricia Matthews Velour
- Lisa Raggio Connie Bender
- Bill Applebaum Tim Potter
Episode 18The Dateless AmigoAired May 7, 1989
Bud tries to find a girl who will date him when both of his friends have dates.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Giovanni Ribisi Teddy
- Stephen Dorff Boz
- Heather Hopper Lisa
- Christy Taylor Caroline
Episode 19The Computer ShowAired May 14, 1989
Steve and Marcy convince Peggy to buy a computer for the family, but nobody uses it.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Nick Toth Computer (voice)
Episode 20Life's a BeachAired May 21, 1989
When the family visit the beach, Al meets an ex-girlfriend and Bud and Kelly both look for dates.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Morgan Brittany Marilyn Beamis
- Candace Hutson Tina
- Brice Alan Chris
- Peter Steinfeld Lifeguard
- Christi Allen Lucy
- Sandra Alexander Wendy
- Amber Susa Jill
- Gary Mauro Mark
Episode 21Here's Lookin' at You, KidAired May 21, 1989
When all the women in the neighborhood gets peeped on except Peggy, she gets really jealous and eventually puts out a ladder, milk, and cookies for the him. Meanwhile Al convinces Bud to stop fooling Kelly and actually help her with her studies.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- LaRue Stanley Fanny
- Shirley Prestia Marsha
- Dolores Albin Mrs. McGinty
- Healy Cunningham Lois
- Luann Lee Fifi