Two and a Half Men: Season 10

2012
23 episodes

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

Season 10 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 27, 2012 and has 23 episodes, from "I Changed My Mind About the Milk" to "Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped". The last episode aired on May 9, 2013.

Where to watch Two and a Half Men

In the United States, you can stream Two and a Half Men on Peacock, Philo, YouTube TV and USA Network. You can also buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and Fandango At Home. It is on streaming services in 127 countries.

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Episodes

Episode 1I Changed My Mind About the MilkAired September 27, 2012
Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Mimi Rogers Robin Schmidt
- Brit Morgan Jill
- Alem Brhan Sapp Sergeant
- Grant Geissman Guitarist
- Michael Bolton Michael Bolton
- Sophie Winkleman Zoey
- Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt
Episode 2A Big Bag of DogAired October 4, 2012
Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.
- 20m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Mimi Rogers Robin Schmidt
- Patton Oswalt Billy Stanhope
- Talyan Wright Ava
- Sophie Winkleman Zoey
Episode 3Four Balls, Two Bats and One MittAired October 11, 2012
Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Chasty Ballesteros Woman
- Bre Blair Rachel
- Sophie Winkleman Zoey
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 4You Do Know What the Lollipop's ForAired October 18, 2012
Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Miley Cyrus Missi
Episode 5That's Not What They Call It in AmsterdamAired October 25, 2012
Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.
- 20m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Susan McMartin, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Melanie Lynskey Rose
- Dorian Brown Pham Jennifer
- Alex McKenna Michelle
- Jenny Robinson Alissa
- Amanda Walsh Dawn
- Rebecca McFarland Leanne
- Adamo Palladino Peter
- Sophie Winkleman Zoey
Episode 6Ferrets, Attack!Aired November 1, 2012
Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
- 20m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Melanie Lynskey Rose
- Sophie Winkleman Zoey
Episode 7Avoid the Chinese MustardAired November 8, 2012
When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Miley Cyrus Missi
- Rico E. Anderson M.P. Searle
- Lindsay Price Whitney
- Bradley Snedeker M.P. Ross
Episode 8Something My Gynecologist SaidAired November 15, 2012
Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Steven Krueger Sean
- Tricia O'Kelley Shari
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 9I Scream When I PeeAired November 29, 2012
Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
- 20m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Reo
Guest stars
- April Bowlby Kandi
- Jim Marshall Guy
- Robert Clotworthy TV Announcer (voice)
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 10One Nut JohnsonAired December 6, 2012
Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Brooke D'Orsay Kate
- Rebecca Marshall Susan
Episode 11Give Santa a Tail-HoleAired December 13, 2012
Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Max Searle, Matt Ross and Jim Patterson
Guest stars
- Patton Oswalt Billy Stanhope
- Brooke D'Orsay Kate
- Joel Murray Nick
- Wayne Wilderson Dad
- Layla Crawford Little Girl
- Todd Stanton Man's Voice (voice)
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 12Welcome to AlancrestAired January 3, 2013
Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Steve Tompkins, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Steven Krueger Sean
- Brooke D'Orsay Kate
- Joel Murray Nick
- Wayne Wilderson Dad
- Martin Mull Russell
Episode 13Grab a Feather and Get in LineAired January 10, 2013
Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Brooke D'Orsay Kate
- Sofia Mattsson Inga
- Madison Riley Britte
- Jared Murillo Waiter
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 14Run, Steven Staven! Run!Aired January 31, 2013
Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Susan McMartin and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Patton Oswalt Billy Stanhope
- Willie Garson Dr. Staven
- Meredith Giangrande Girl #1
- Erika J. Othen Girl #2
- Ryan Stiles Herb
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 15Paint It, Pierce It or Plug ItAired February 7, 2013
When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Jaime Pressly Tammy
Episode 16Advantage: Fat, Flying BabyAired February 14, 2013
Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Melanie Lynskey Rose
- Brooke D'Orsay Kate
- Charles Malik Whitfield Police Officer
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 17Throgwarten Middle School MysteriesAired February 21, 2013
When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Reo and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Elizabeth Bogush Emily
- Elaine Hendrix Sylvia
- Alicia Coppola TC Randall
- Judy Greer Bridget Schmidt
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 18The 9:04 from PembertonAired March 7, 2013
After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Jamie Hill Nicole
- Ryan Stiles Herb
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 19Big Episode. Someone Stole a SpoonAired March 14, 2013
Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Mikaela Hoover Morgan
- Jelly Howie Kristen
- Kelly Rohrbach Walton Amber
- Ryan Stiles Herb
Episode 20Bazinga! That's from a TV ShowAired April 4, 2013
Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Jaime Pressly Tammy
- Scott Bakula Jerry
- Emily Osment Amy
Episode 21Another Night with Neil DiamondAired April 25, 2013
Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Steve Tompkins, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Jessica Lundy Allie
- Ryan Stiles Herb
- Courtney Thorne-Smith Lyndsey Mackelroy
Episode 22My Bodacious VidaliaAired May 2, 2013
With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Amanda Detmer Meghan
- George Coe Victor
- Julie Berman Sarah
- Arianna Gomez Hot Girl at Bar
Episode 23Cows, Prepare to Be TippedAired May 9, 2013
Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Susan McMartin, Jim Patterson and Don Reo
Guest stars
- Marilu Henner Linda
- Hilary Duff Stacey