Two and a Half Men: Season 2
- 2004
- 24 episodes
Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.
Season 2 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 20, 2004 and has 24 episodes, from "Back Off, Mary Poppins" to "Does This Smell Funny to You?". The last episode aired on May 23, 2005.
Where to watch Two and a Half Men
In the United States, you can stream Two and a Half Men on Peacock, Philo, YouTube TV and USA Network. You can also buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and Fandango At Home. It is on streaming services in 127 countries.
Episodes
Episode 1Back Off, Mary PoppinsAired September 20, 2004
Alan learns that Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.
Guest stars
- Sean Penn Sean Penn
- Elvis Costello Elvis Costello
- Harry Dean Stanton Harry Dean Stanton
- Bobby Cooper Bobby Cooper
Episode 2Enjoy Those Garlic BallsAired September 27, 2004
Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, and Alan is upset until Charlie points out that if she remarries, his alimony payments will end.
Guest stars
- Ryan Stiles Herb
Episode 3A Bag Full of JaweaAired October 4, 2004
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension for giving his teacher (Missi Pyle) the finger by romancing her, but his several attempts fail every time.
Guest stars
- Missi Pyle Miss Pasternak
Episode 4Go Get Mommy's BraAired October 11, 2004
Jake is very impressed and can't stop talking about his mother's new boyfriend, Dr. Melnick, which annoys Alan. While Evelyn borrows Charlie's car to help her impress a Saudi prince, because she wants to sell him real estate. When Charlie gets his car back, he discovers his mother's bra in the backseat. When he finds out why it's there he decides to trade in his car.
Episode 5Bad News from the Clinic?Aired October 18, 2004
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who's better at playing hard to get than he is.
Guest stars
- Jeri Ryan Sherri
- James Edson Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein
Episode 6The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal VigilanceAired October 25, 2004
Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits he planted the toy on Alan to stay out of trouble himself.
Episode 7A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in FontanaAired November 8, 2004
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing for her.
Guest stars
- Camryn Manheim Daisy
Episode 8Frankenstein and the Horny VillagersAired November 15, 2004
Alan meets a woman named Nancy at a grocery store, who fulfills every single one of his desires, forcing Charlie to take care of Jake. After knowing Nancy for a few days Alan decides to ask her to marry him, prompting Charlie to try and talk him out of it, and he even gets help from the brothers' mother.
Guest stars
- Kelley West Nancy
Episode 9Yes, MonsignorAired November 22, 2004
When Charlie leaves the house to avoid a date that he can't stand, he ends up at a coffee shop, where he meets his old girlfriend Lisa. He finds out that she broke up with her husband, and now has a child. Now he must try to convince Lisa that he's okay with her having a child. While Jake tries to justify to his father why he isn't doing so well in school.
Guest stars
- Sami Sheen Lisa's Daughter
- Denise Richards Lisa
Episode 10The Salmon Under My SweaterAired November 29, 2004
Charlie tries to get Jake's approval on a theme song that he is hired to write for a television show, which is based on a comic book that Jake is a fan. While Alan finds out more about Rose (including how smart she is), when he spends more time with her.
Episode 11Last Chance to See Those TattoosAired December 13, 2004
After getting unusually turned down at a bar, Charlie learns that a website has been made dedicated to exposing his lifestyle. Charlie sets out to find who created the site, making amends to all those he stood up, but it's harder than it looks when all the women take the apology better than expected.
Guest stars
- Jodi Lyn O'Keefe Gail
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Tina
- Julie Dickens Montage Beautiful Woman
- Ana Alexander Montage Doctor
Episode 12A Lungful of AlanAired January 3, 2005
Alan is jealous of Charlie when an old classmate, who's now a beautiful woman, seems to be more interested in Charlie.
Guest stars
- Paget Brewster Jamie
Episode 13Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)Aired January 17, 2005
After an earthquake hits, Judith's house is damaged and she needs a place to stay. So Alan decides to invite her to stay with him and Charlie, without getting Charlie's permission. Charlie isn't happy with this, but accepts it. Alan becomes jealous when Judith goes on a date, and asks Charlie to find him a date, so that he can show Judith that he dates as well.
Guest stars
- Nicole Forester Camille
- Magdalena Holland Inga
Episode 14Those Big Pink Things with CoconutAired January 31, 2005
The brothers throw out their mother, after she insults the way Alan is raising Jake. When Alan and Charlie ignore her phone calls, to get their attention she ends up in the hospital. When Alan and Charlie show up at the hospital they aren't sure if she's faking, and try to call her bluff.
Guest stars
- Bob Morrisey Dr. Little
- Brian George TV Narrator
Episode 15Smell the Umbrella StandAired February 7, 2005
Alan starts to worry about a medical procedure that he is facing, and to get his mind off it, Charlie suggests they go to Las Vegas.
Guest stars
- Suzanne Whang Anesthesiologist
- Mark Chaet Doctor
Episode 16Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?Aired February 14, 2005
When Judith decides to take a vacation, the brothers have to take care of Jake during the week. Alan finds it challenging, and even forgets to pick up Jake from soccer practice. When Alan finds out that he has to go to the I.R.S. because they're auditing him, he forces Charlie to take care of Jake, and Charlie doesn't do any better then Alan.
Episode 17Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!Aired February 21, 2005
After Charlie has back pain, Alan decides to take him to the Hospital. While there Charlie can't stop hitting on the doctor who is examining him. The only problem is that he has a history with her that he can't remember. Berta is feed up with Jake's inability to use the bathroom properly, so she decides to make him clean it until he learns.
Guest stars
- Ken Jeong Male Nurse
- Kristen Miller Debbie
- Alicia Coppola Dr. Michelle Talmadge
- Helen Greenberg Nurse
Episode 18It Was 'Mame', MomAired March 7, 2005
Charlie is invited to a party hosted by a gay ad-executive named Eric, so Charlie asks Alan to pretend that he's his life partner. While at the party, Charlie meets Eric's ex-wife Pamela, and tries to sleep with her without Eric finding out.
Guest stars
- Dayna Devon Shopper (uncredited)
- Lucy Lawless Pamela
- David Starzyk Eric
- Nick Toth TV Narrator
Episode 19A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping NoiseAired March 21, 2005
After Charlie takes Alan to an eye doctor, they end up at cafe where they bump into Charlie's ex-girlfriend, Sherri. While there Alan shows an interest in Sherri, and decides to ask her out. The problem is that Alan can't get over Sherri's relationship with Charlie.
Guest stars
- Jeri Ryan Sherri
- James Edson Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein
Episode 20I Always Wanted a Shaved MonkeyAired April 18, 2005
Rose tries to help the brothers sort out their feelings, when Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
Guest stars
- Dylan Minnette Little Charlie
- Daniel Sheldon Little Alan
Episode 21A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry OnAired May 2, 2005
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry has died. They all attend the funeral, including Jake who is excited at the opportunity of seeing a ""dead guy"". Charlie is excited by the opportunity of a newly single widow, and Alan is just happy to pay his respects to Harry.
Guest stars
- Gigi Rice Christine
- Cynthia Preston Heather
- Steve Tom Minister
Episode 22That Old Hose Bag Is My MotherAired May 9, 2005
Evelyn buys Alan a new Sports car causing Charlie to claim that his brother has sold his soul to the Devil. The next day, Evelyn extracts payment by insisting that Alan go on a blind, double date with her, her new beau and his daughter. At the restaurant, Alan learns that his mother and boyfriend will not be able to join them because there was a mixup between his heart medication and Viagra and she didn't want to ""waste it"". As a result, Alan is left to deal with the daughter, who is on a weekend pass from a rehab center and still has some loose screws. Alan eventually gets her back to the beach house only to have her drive off in his new sports car and become the object of a televised high-speed car chase.
Guest stars
- Chloe Webb Trudy
- Jay Harik Cab Driver
- John O'Brien Waiter
- Ted Garcia Newscaster
- Leyna Nguyen Anchor
Episode 23Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, SquabAired May 16, 2005
Evelyn demands Jake spend a night at her place when she finds out he spent Spring Break with Judith's parents. Neither Alan nor Charlie are keen on the idea, but going to a bar after dropping off Jake quickly erases their concerns.
Guest stars
- Christina Chambers Kimberly
- Catherine McCord Danielle
Episode 24Does This Smell Funny to You?Aired May 23, 2005
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an older man's trophy wife while Jake has to read a paper to his class.
Guest stars
- Orson Bean Norman
- Ren Trella Natalie
Season cast
Charlie SheenCharlie Harper
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Angus T. JonesJake Harper
Conchata FerrellBerta
Holland TaylorEvelyn Harper
Marin HinkleJudith Harper
Melanie LynskeyRose