Two and a Half Men: Season 6

2008
24 episodes

The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

Season 6 of Two and a Half Men premiered on September 22, 2008 and has 24 episodes, from "Taterhead Is Our Love Child" to "Baseball Was Better with Steroids". The last episode aired on May 18, 2009.

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In the United States, you can stream Two and a Half Men on Peacock, Philo, YouTube TV and USA Network. You can also buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and Fandango At Home. It is on streaming services in 127 countries.

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Episodes

Episode 1Taterhead Is Our Love ChildAired September 22, 2008
In the 6th season opener, Charlie runs into an ex-girlfriend and a child who bears a striking resemblance to Charlie.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Meeghan Holaway Brenda
- Aaron Refvem Chuck
- Martin Mull Russell
- Brendan Patrick Connor Clive
- Matthew J. Cates Craig
- Clint Culp William
- Rena Sofer Chrissy
Episode 2Pie Hole, HerbAired September 29, 2008
Charlie borrowed money from Alan and on the day he is supposed to pay him back, Alan goes to ask Charlie for the money. He again finds Charlie in bed with a beautiful woman. After Charlie shoos him out and assures him he'll get the money for him later that day, the woman asks if Charlie is really out of cash and Charlie tells her not to worry, that he has plenty of hooker money.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan Beavers
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Lisa Jay Ginger
- Ryan Stiles Herb
Episode 3Damn You, Eggs BenedictAired October 6, 2008
Alan, Jake, and Charlie all decide to try new things: Alan is dating more than one woman, Charlie learns to cook, and Jake experiments with beer.
- 22m
- Directed by Jean Sagal
- Written by Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Helena Mattsson Ingrid
- Bridget Flanery Katie
- Nikita Ager Stephanie
- Chet Grissom Man
Episode 4The Flavin' and the Mavin'Aired October 13, 2008
Alan is sure that things will turn bad when Charlie starts dating his receptionist.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Kelly Stables Melissa
Episode 5A Jock Strap in HellAired October 20, 2008
Charlie tries to help Jake's former teacher, who became a stripper after dating him, but things go from bad to worse when she has a religious conversion.
- 22m
- Directed by Jean Sagal
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan Beavers
Guest stars
- Alicia Witt Miss Pasternak
- Jana Ramsey Dancer
Episode 6It's Always Nazi WeekAired November 3, 2008
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking; Jake is sent to stay with a less-than-willing Charlie for three months during Judith's meltdown.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Jenn Liu Gwyneth
- Mikki Padilla Bridesmaid #1
- Sacheen Padilla Maureen
- Shantel Wislawski Kim
- Denise Loveday Mother
- Austin Kane Toddler
- Ryan Stiles Herb
Episode 7Best H.O. Money Can BuyAired November 10, 2008
Alan tries to escape Judith's grasp as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl to pick up women. They later end up going back to Herb's hotel room with two prostitutes, where Herb declares his love for Judith and races over to win her back.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Brittney Powell Clair
- Daya Vaidya Lucy
- Robert Clotworthy TV Commercial (voice)
- Ryan Stiles Herb
Episode 8Pinocchio's MouthAired November 17, 2008
Charlie's new girlfriend Chelsea asks him to spend the night at her place, which puts Charlie well outside of his comfort zone, while Alan tries to enforce a punishment on Jake initiated by Judith for mooning a group of girls.
- 22m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Don Foster and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
Episode 9The Mooch at the BooAired November 24, 2008
Charlie finds himself in an uncomfortable position when Jake takes off with the daughter of a former NFL player. Charlie's Mercedes proves a boon to Alan's love life.
- 22m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan Beavers
Guest stars
- Bellamy Young Diane
- Michael Clarke Duncan Jerome
- Justin Alston Employee
- Tinashe Celeste
Episode 10He Smelled the Ham, He Got ExcitedAired December 8, 2008
Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, and Alan becomes listless because he has no compelling reason to work anymore, while Jake discovers a hidden talent in the culinary arts that may allow him to bypass college altogether.
- 21m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Susan Beavers, Don Foster and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Jon Polito Mr. Sharipa
- Bob Levitan Fireman #1
- Jamal Thomas Fireman #2
- Kelly Stables Melissa
Episode 11The Devil's LubeAired December 15, 2008
Charlie finds himself re-examining his wild ways when an old friend dies and begins to feel that his time on Earth may be drawing to a close.
- 22m
- Directed by Jeff Melman and Chuck Lorre
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Melanie Lynskey Rose
- Emilio Estevez Andy
- James Earl Jones James Earl Jones
- Charlie Dell Minister
- Tamara Knausz Woman #1
- Cazzy Golomb Woman #2
Episode 12Thank God for ScoliosisAired January 12, 2009
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
- 20m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts and Chuck Lorre
Guest stars
- Carol Kane Shelly
- Robert Clotworthy Announcer
- Emily Rose Janine
- Lillian Adams Mrs. Freemantle
- Robert Clotworthy TV Commercial Announcer (voice)
- Kelly Stables Melissa
Episode 13I Think You Offended DonAired January 19, 2009
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl and Alan is convinced he is the father.
- 22m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn and Don Foster
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Iqbal Theba Don
- Ryan Stiles Herb
Episode 14David Copperfield Slipped Me a RoofieAired February 2, 2009
Melissa doesn't think Alan's family appreciates him, so she asks him to move in with her and her mom.
- 21m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Jim Patterson, Don Foster and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Carol Kane Shelly
- John Carney Jerry
- Kelly Stables Melissa
Episode 15I'd Like to Start with the CatAired February 9, 2009
Charlie ends up in couples counseling.
- 21m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Susan Beavers and Don Foster
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Jane Lynch Dr. Linda Freeman
Episode 16She'll Still Be Dead at HalftimeAired March 2, 2009
Charlie has to remove a half-naked woman from his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
- 20m
- Directed by Jeff Melman
- Written by Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Diora Baird Wanda
Episode 17The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?Aired March 9, 2009
Charlie's admission that he's in love with Chelsea gets a surprising reaction from her
- 20m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Jim Patterson, Mark Roberts, Don Foster and Susan Beavers
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Jane Lynch Dr. Linda Freeman
- James Edson Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein
Episode 18My Son's Enormous HeadAired March 16, 2009
Chelsea's illness gives Charlie a chance to prove he can take care of her, but also yearning to run away from the situation.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan Beavers
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Jennifer Hale TV Announcer (V.O)
- Martin Mull Russell
Episode 19The Two Finger RuleAired March 30, 2009
After Chelsea discovers a nude picture of another woman on Charlie's cell phone, he blows off steam by going out for a night of drinking with Alan, Herb and his neighbor.
- 20m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Michael Clarke Duncan Jerome
- J.D. Walsh Gordon
- Ryan Stiles Herb
Episode 20Hello, I Am Alan CousteauAired April 13, 2009
Charlie's desperate to make sure Chelsea and Evelyn don't befriend each other following their first meeting.
- 22m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn and Susan Beavers
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Meagen Fay Martha
Episode 21Above Exalted CyclopsAired April 27, 2009
Chelsea is asked by Alan to arrange a blind date between he and her new friend, unaware that her new friend is Rose.
- 21m
- Directed by James Widdoes
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Foster
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Melanie Lynskey Rose
- James Edson Stephan 'Bobby' Wasserstein
Episode 22Sir Lancelot's Litter BoxAired May 4, 2009
Charlie mourns the loss of his bachelor pad as he reluctantly allows Chelsea to move in. Meanwhile, Alan discovers there is no longer much space left in the house for him.
- 20m
- Directed by Jon Cryer
- Written by Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- J.D. Walsh Gordon
Episode 23Good Morning Mrs. ButterworthAired May 11, 2009
Alan and Chelsea become best buds, and Charlie decides to take advantage of the situation.
- 20m
- Directed by Mark Roberts
- Written by Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Don Foster and Sid Youngers
Guest stars
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
Episode 24Baseball Was Better with SteroidsAired May 18, 2009
Charlie starts to question his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town. Meanwhile, Judith goes into labor and Charlie, Alan and Herb rush her to the hospital, on the sixth season finale.
- 21m
- Directed by Lee Aronsohn
- Written by Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers and Mark Roberts
Guest stars
- Marin Hinkle Judith Melnick
- Jennifer Bini Taylor Chelsea
- Ken Lerner Dr. Levine
- Joel Murray Petey
- Kelly Stables Melissa
- Ryan Stiles Herb
- Emmanuelle Vaugier Mia