Married... with Children: Season 5

1990
25 episodes
22m

Season 5 of Married... with Children premiered on September 23, 1990 and has 25 episodes, from "We'll Follow the Sun" to "Buck the Stud". The last episode aired on May 19, 1991.

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In the United States, you can stream Married... with Children on Amazon Prime Video. It is also free on Tubi TV. You can also buy it on Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and Fandango At Home. It is on streaming services in 27 countries.

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Episodes

Episode 1We'll Follow the SunAired September 23, 1990
The Bundys get stuck in traffic on Labor Day.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Ron Leavitt
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Eric Menyuk Gerry
- Marla Frees Kitty
- Gita Isak Motorist #2
- Eddie Rio Motorist #3
- Frank Lloyd Motorist #1
Episode 2Al... with KellyAired September 30, 1990
Al and Kelly pretend to be sick so they can avoid going with Peggy and Bud to Wanker County, but Kelly ends up really getting sick and Al has to care for her for the entire week which interrupts Al's fantasies of being with two beautiful women.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Pamela Anderson Yvette
- Jay Anthony Franke Pizza Boy
- Teresa Frost Nurse
- Becky Mullen Yvonne
Episode 3Sue Casa, His CasaAired October 7, 1990
After Al decides he doesn't need insurance, Bud gets in an accident and they counter sue the other driver with Marcy as a witness.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Mark L. Taylor Mr. Lincoln
- Rif Hutton Bailiff
- Joyce Brothers The Judge
Episode 4The UnnaturalAired October 14, 1990
Al's softball team wants to bench him before the big championship, but Peggy, Kelly and Bud hold three of the required votes to omit him. Peggy is swayed by the hunk who will replace Al, while it takes food to get the kids' votes.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Katherine Green
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Steve Susskind Barney
- Reid Shelton Roy
- Greg Lewis Old Codger
- Ian Ziering The Kid
- Ray Templin Announcer
- Dan Blom Sven Hunkstrom
- Derek Sellers Hardy
Episode 5The Dance ShowAired October 21, 1990
Al doesn't mind Peggy going out with Marcy every night to a ballroom dance hall and dance the night away with a handsome man named Andy, until another man, named Pete, tells Al that Peggy is stealing someone's husband - his.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Dorit Sauer Trixie
- Dan Castellaneta Pete
- Sam McMurray Andy
Episode 6Kelly Bounces BackAired October 28, 1990
Kelly auditions for a job as a spokesperson for the new Allante car.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Tia Carrere Piper Bauman
- Tina Louise Miss Beck
- Debbe Dunning Rochelle Alpert
- Joanna Goode Incense Berkowitz
- Wendy Nichols Girl
Episode 7Married... with AliensAired November 4, 1990
Al gets a visit from small green aliens who steal his socks.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Leonard Lightfoot Oliver
- Phil Fondacaro Alien
- Debbie Lee Carrington Alien
- Tony Cox Alien
- Patty Maloney Alien
- Felix Silla Alien
- Susan Rossitto Alien
Episode 8Wabbit SeasonAired November 11, 1990
A rabbit destroys Al's fantasy of having a vegetable garden.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Ron Leavitt
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
Episode 9Do Ya Think I'm SexyAired November 18, 1990
Al become the neighborhood stud when some women see him move a couch.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Kevin Curran
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Rhonda Shear Brenda Kostrowski
- Sherrie Rose Mandi
- Lucy Filippone Athena
- Rhonda Britten Donna
- Teri Weigel Jade
Episode 10One Down, Two to GoAired November 25, 1990
Kelly moves out after Al beats up yet another of her boyfriends. This upsets Peggy, who becomes an overprotective mom, to Bud's dislike.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Stewart J. Zully Sam
- Julie Gray Brooke
- Charles Howerton Older Man
- Ric Roman Waugh Jake
Episode 11And Baby Makes MoneyAired December 16, 1990
Al and Peggy try to have another baby after a dead relative promised $500,000 to the couple who provide an heir named after him.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy Rhoades
- Beth Broderick Miss Penza
- Charlie Brill Eugene Bundy
Episode 12Married... with WhoAired January 6, 1991
Marcy wakes up after a drunken night and finds herself married to Jefferson.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
Episode 13The GodfatherAired February 3, 1991
Al becomes the neighborhood godfather when Kelly starts dating a 41-year-old man with the right connections.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Scott Ferguson Paperboy
- Lane Davies Harry Ashland
- Angel Broadhurst Salt Water
Episode 14Look Who's BarkingAired February 10, 1991
Buck brings a female dog into the house, and feels neglected when the family only care about the new dog.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Katherine Green
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Cheech Marin Buck the Dog (voice)
- Brian George Chef
- Rodney Kageyama Owner
- Kort Falkenberg Hans
- B.B. King Street Singer
Episode 15A Man's CastleAired February 17, 1991
Al is horrified when Peggy completely redecorates his bathroom, turning it pink.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Dave Florek Mick
- Fitz Houston Rich
- Deryl Carroll Professor Lavar
Episode 16All Night Security DudeAired February 24, 1991
Al gets a job as a security guard at Polk High, but gets fired after the championship trophy is stolen by Al's old nemesis.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Peter Gaffney
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Dorit Sauer Trixie
- Bubba Smith Spare Tire Dixon
- Kyle Cody Pizza Guy
- Carol Gustafson Principal
Episode 17Oldies but Young 'UnsAired March 17, 1991
Al goes crazy trying to remember the name of a song he heard on the radio.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Bill Prady
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Matt LeBlanc Vinnie Verducci
- Joseph Bologna Charlie Verducci
- Suli McCullough Dave
- Michael Stanton Customer #1
- Ron Litman Customer #2
- Gene Baxter Rick Cool
Episode 18Weenie Tot Lovers & Other StrangersAired March 24, 1991
Al has to choose whether to spend his money on Bud's visit to the White House or letting Kelly enter a Miss Weenie Tot contest.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Kevin Curran
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Dan Tullis Jr. Policeman
- Ray Girardin Mr. Shnick
- Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst Flopsie
- Rick Ford Johnson
- Milt Tarver IRS Agent
- Helena Apothaker Butter Lefkowitz
Episode 19Kids! Wadaya Gonna Do?Aired April 7, 1991
Al and Peggy take over Marcy's house when they go to watch a movie there. Meanwhile, Bud takes a girl to a concert and Kelly babysits a lot of horrible children.
- 22m
- Directed by Linda Day
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Helena Apothaker Crystal
- Edith Varon Agatha
- Irina Cashen June Hubbard
- Joey Simmrin March Hubbard
- Matt Leavitt January Hubbard
- Kristen Semon December Hubbard
Episode 20Top of the HeapAired April 7, 1991
In a spinoff attempt of Married ... with Children, we follow the lives of Charlie and Vinnie Verducci. Charlie wants Vinnie to marry rich to get a better life and they go to a formal fund raiser to meet rich women.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Ron Leavitt
Guest stars
- Harold Harris Man #2
- Matt LeBlanc Vinnie Verducci
- Joseph Bologna Charlie Verducci
- Diana Bellamy Kathleen Morgan
- Joey Lauren Adams Mona Mullins
- Rebecca Cross Tyler Cameron
- John Mansfield Roger Bonderly
- Charles Howerton Nelson
Episode 21You Better Shop Around (1)Aired April 14, 1991
Al buys a cheap old air conditioner which leads to a massive blackout in the entire neighborhood, forcing the Bundy's to move into a supermarket.
- 22m
- Directed by Linda Day
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Helena Apothaker Butter Lefkowitz
- Bruce Jarchow Manager
- John Asher Bob
- Jodie Mann Cashier
- Bobbie Brown Nibbles
- Regina Leeds Cheese Lady
- Louise Rapport Mrs. Gillis
Episode 22You Better Shop Around (2)Aired April 21, 1991
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face off to see who can spend the $1,000 shopping spree first. Meanwhile, Bud and Kelly bother celebrity Jerry Mathers who judges the contest.
- 22m
- Directed by Linda Day
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Jerry Mathers Jerry Mathers
- Bruce Jarchow Manager
- Jodie Mann Cashier
- Bobbie Brown Nibbles
- Alan Oppenheimer Mr. Foodie
- Brent Corman Boy
Episode 23Route 666 (1)Aired April 28, 1991
The Bundy car breaks down in New Mexico and they have to call Marcy and Jefferson for help.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Katherine Green
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- John Byner The Prospector
- Carmen Filpi Codger #1
- Owen Bush Codger #2
- Michael G. Moye Young Zeke
- Buddy Matlock Banjo Player
Episode 24Route 666 (2)Aired May 5, 1991
The Bundys and the D'Arcys face the effects of greed as they discover a gold mine in the desert.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Earl Billings Demerson
- Sharyn Leavitt Yetta
- Renee Tenison Macadamia
- Pamela Anderson Cashew
- Ava Fabian Honey Roasted
- Bobbie Brown Pecan
Episode 25Buck the StudAired May 19, 1991
A man offers the Bundys $10,000 if they allow Buck to breed with his dog.
- 22m
- Directed by Gerry Cohen
- Written by Chip Johannessen
Guest stars
- Amanda Bearse Marcy D'Arcy
- Ted McGinley Jefferson D'Arcy
- Armin Shimerman Mr. Lovejoy
- Debbe Dunning Bubbles
- Jennifer Blanc-Biehn Margie (as Jennifer Blanc)
- Thea Shields Bridgett